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有次老公开好房间等我 ,我到了门外想逗逗他,就在门外小声的叫:306,你叫的小姐来了,开门! 谁料隔壁的门打开了,一个男的出来对我说:等会儿完事了到我这边来一下啊!

02 晚上,老公准备睡觉,刚上床就喊起来:老婆,昨晚儿子尿床了,叫你早上把被子拿出去晒的。 老婆:是啊,我晒了啊…… 老公:奇怪,今天天气这么好,被子都没有晒干啊?你放哪晒的啊? 老婆:哦,放在朋友圈啊!

03 老婆:亲爱的,如果有一天你失去了我,你会有什么感受? 我:嗯。。。就像炒菜没有了盐! 老婆:你是说失去了我生活会索然无味吗? 我:小笨蛋,我的意思是我会去再买一包! 老婆。。。

04 今天去开会,去的路上碰到同事大刘,他边走边吃萝卜。 我问:“哎呦,这个季节,所有的水果都下来了,怎么吃萝卜呀?” 大刘:“你不懂,吃了它,开会的时候,才能提前离开! ” 我:“啥意思?” 大刘:“我们科长说了,开会的时候,你有事离开,我可以理解,但是,你起码得放个屁吧! ” 我:“……”

05 有一次和一女同志一起出差。突然我想起一个黄色笑话。便跟他说:“我想到一个黄-色-笑-话,讲给你听氨 结果她直接无视我扭头走了…… 我这个桑心埃然后……然后她在一个角落跟我摆手:“过来,过来,这边说来。这儿人少”

06 某校有女同学抱怨,男生对她好,都是为了想上她。她闺蜜说,男生每个月生活费1000块,大部分都给女孩买衣服,化妆品,买礼物,回头只能吃泡面,榨菜,你总得让她尝几次肉吧!啊,多明事理啊!

07 晚和女友在外面散步,女友对我说:“冬天还是有好处的。” 我说:“比如呢?” 女友“啪”的一巴掌打在我脸上,问我:“是不是感觉没有以前那么疼了?” 我摸摸脸说:“好像是真的哎。”

08 乌龟正在河里洗澡被癞蛤蟆看见了, 乌龟:没见过像我这样的美女吗?看你眼珠子都快要蹦出来了。 癞蛤蟆:妹,你就别逗我了,没有看见我身上已经起鸡皮疙瘩了吗?

09 上班时收到老婆短信:吃什么食物能减肥? 我上网查了一下回她:1.玉米;2.山楂;3.苹果;4.地瓜。 下班回家看到她躺沙发上喘气,问她怎么了? 她说:“一根玉米两颗山楂不在话下,三个苹果也还行,四个地瓜撑死我了。”

10 那天想约一个女生出来,打电话之前酝酿了半天,结果电话是她爸接的,我一激动说了句:叔叔您好,阿姨在家么?我想叫她出来玩。

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