一大妈,50多岁,更年期之前很胖,这段时间突然瘦了下来,大家叫她去医院检查,她坚持说自己很健康,别人看他爱喝水犯困,说她可能得了糖尿病。第二天她告诉大家,她尝了下,尿不甜,肯定不是糖尿病。大家居然都无言以对。

一屠夫嫖妓被抓后要罚4000元并开收据。罚款单上写着:嫖妓 罚款4000元。几日后屠夫妻发现此收据,只识4000元不识“嫖妓”二字,问屠夫:何事罚4000元?屠夫答到:罚我肉中注水!

一男子跑上山找到方丈:“大师,我已看破红尘,对尘世毫无眷恋,请您给我制度吧。”大师:“你滚犊子,你每年二月二都来一回,出去剪个头能花 几个钱!

最近一阵子视力下降的很厉害,眼眶子直疼,赶紧到医院检查。 B超,CT,心电图,脑电图,X光,验血验尿,内科外科眼科,一整套。 医生看完结果,开了一张处方给我,上面写着:“病因:梅由僻施,艾坎首基。用药:梅由僻施,憋坎首基。我怎么也不懂,问医生 。答:回去快速朗诵10遍。回家开始朗诵,语速越来越快,突然醒悟:“没有屁事,爱看手机。 ”治疗方法:”没有屁事,别看手机。 ”

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