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By新闻娱乐24

8 月 1, 2020

婚后，原来挺勤快的老婆原形毕露。看到老婆懒洋洋地躺在床上指挥我做这做那，我虽然顺从但心里很郁闷。时间久了，我忍不住埋怨几句，老婆听见了竟和我论起了理：“亏你还是个搞文学的，你没听说过女人是水，男人是钢吗？”我当然不服，辩解道：“你是个搞化工的，你应该知道水和钢放在一起会起化学反应吧？”“能起什么化学反应啊？”老婆蛮横地瞪起了眼。“长久下去，再好的钢也会生锈的！ ”我据理力争。老婆从床上一跃而起，指着我的鼻子咆哮道：“你就不能做个不锈钢吗？！


我负责公司发生活费，一星期一次，挺费劲的，同事小丽说，“老大，这也大麻烦了，钱不多还每次来签字，改成一个月次吧，我就当来大姨妈了。”小丽的话让我不乐意了 ，说道：你干嘛非把这个看成大姨妈，你就当老公交粮多好，一月一次你快乐吗，还不是夜夜笙歌更加刺激。

媳妇做了个土豆炒鸡，让我赞不绝口，夸奖了媳妇一番，谁料她说了句：我发现我还真有做鸡的天分。

我昨晚趁着老公喝醉的时候问他：到现在为止，你上过最爽的女人是谁？谁也没想到他脱口而出：“童童！”结果我一晚上没理他，因为童童是我闺蜜的小名，问题是我从来没告诉过他我闺蜜的小名。 今天早上问他，他说喝多了吐字不清清晰，想说的是“头痛。”

下班回到家，看见小姨子一个人在屋里，她说：“姐夫，我后背好痒，快帮我挠一下。”我大声呵斥：你这样成何体统，对得起你姐吗？这个这时房门打开，老婆笑着走出来，进厨房做饭去了。我赶紧给小姨子发了个红包，谢谢她刚才打眼色提醒我。

近日和刚结婚的哥们聊天，我就问：哥们，结婚后跟结婚前有什么区别？ 他狠狠的抽了一口烟，悠悠的说到：结婚前，晚上很晚才回家发现家里的灯还亮着，瞬间心里一暖，结婚后，晚上很晚回家发里的灯还亮着，顿时两腿一软。


两美女在宿舍互诉第一次的感觉，问第一次痛不？非常痛。 继续追问：具体说说？ 一个冬天太冷，不想起床去厕所。 就用啤酒瓶对着解决，结果一不小心，脚滑了一下，啤酒瓶进去了。

一个女人在医院的升降机里分娩，觉得非常难为情。护士小姐安慰她：”没有关系的，这不算什么，两年前有一位太太在医院大门口就生下了小孩子。”不料这妇人竟哭起来：”那也是我埃啊”.

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