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By新闻娱乐24

6 月 14, 2020

班主任看见一帮学生趴在阳台上向下看一位性感美女！并激烈地讨论：“我觉得不是B就是C！”，“很有可能D啊！”，“反正不可能是A！“班主任心里很欣感“课间还在对答案，孩子们实在太热爱学习了”。

今天下雨，从公司出去看到门口一漂亮妹子在树下躲雨。我看有戏，便撑着伞文质彬彬地问：”美女，我有伞，顺路好么？”妹子看了我一眼说：”我男朋友过一会就来，多谢。”我听完微微一笑，使劲一脚把她踹在树上，撒腿就跑。

一个急件超时两天了还没到，领导夜里发微信问我：来没来啊，到底来了没啊？我安慰他：别急，一会我去帮你催。该死的输入法打成了帮你吹。早上老板上班，一臉的哀怨，眼都打肿了。

我26了，老妈一直催我找对象，我说：”你看嫂子不也是30才遇到我哥的吗，大不了我跟她一样成几年剩女。”在一旁的侄子听了不乐意了，说：”姑姑你能跟我妈比吗？我妈研究生毕业，有体面的工作，稳定的收入，那才叫剩女，你这样子呀，最多算个女光棍！”

小朱使劲地对着女朋友爱抚着，当摸到胸部时小朱间：这是什麼东东啊？女朋友回答道：这是电铃啊。小朱又间：那电铃为什麼按下去没有声音呢？女朋友这时气愤地说：笨蛋！没插电怎麼会有声音？。

我婶子给我姐介绍了一个对象，但是我姐有点害羞，于是拉上我一起去了。见面后，对方也带了男的，应该也是害羞吧！然后我们就坐下来聊天了。大约聊了一二十分钟的时间，我姐和她相亲对象都找借口离开了，就剩下我俩了。后来我俩也聊得很是开心，于是相互留下联系方式。回到家之后，我发知道给我姐介绍对象是假，给我介绍对象才是真，这套路够深的。

昨天下班回家，看见几个小学生合起来买了一条打底裤，给在学校旁边摆地摊卖学习资料的美女。其中一个小屁孩对美女说：大姐姐，求你了，下次来卖书的时候穿上它，不然我爸接我放学又要帮我买练习册了，给，我这里还有200块都给你了。

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